France: Yo England. You look punier than ever. When are you going to change that unsophisticated hairstyle of yours?
England: Mind your own business! And besides, the bishop told us that only women should grow their hair out.
France: What are you, an idiot? Long hair is the new trend in my country! On top of that, only the nobility grow their hair out. How do you like my hair? Doesn't it look fabulous?
England: Shut up! Do you want me to rip it off your head!?
-- Erin as America Lindy as England Monique as France Melissa as Canada